BRIDESMAIDS (BLUE TEAM)

KARENA (SISTER / MATRON OF HONOR)

PAM (SISTER / MAID OF HONOR)

CATHY (aka MY FELLOW DEVOTED DMB FAN)

SARIKA (aka THE SMARTEST VET I KNOW)

LEIGH ANN (aka WHITE CHOCOLATE)

TWILA (aka THE CAT LADY)

-- VS --

GROOMSMEN (ORANGE TEAM)

STEVE (BROTHER / BEST MAN)

PAT.  PAT PAT PAT.  PAT PAT PAAAAATTT...

TODD "FIVE POP COLLARS" MCCASKEY

ERIC "LUCKIEST MAN ON THE PLANET" VON-D

SAMIR -- M.I.A. DOWN UNDER

SUMEET -- MR. FINE WINE HIMSELF

MATTHEW (NEPHEW / RING BEARER)

BOYS, GO GET YOUR TUXES BEFORE THEY RUN OUT....